BrewFest

OMG, brewfest has started and it is so much fun to get wasted and ride a ram around. We will hopefully be doing the Brewfest Boss, Coren Direbrew, Today(Wednesday 22 sep) and Friday(24 sep) and at some time over the weekends send a letter if you wish to request another day to do it on or a specific time, plz send to Oobarcool or Daethly 

Things Draedknight did today

I stood on a floating piece of rock


Naughty Ogres


Failed at doing Temptest Keep

Registration Code

The code is

1-3-5-7-9

mail this to Daethly and you will get your gold

The Summer Has Started and We are going to Rock Alot!

LETS GO GUILDIES LETS GO!!!


First: I (oobarcool) have been wanting to go into Black Rock Spire for a while, The team so far is

Oobarcool (Druid, Main healer and if we need alot of extra mob dmg then I can do that too)

Daethly(Warlock, dps and some summoning of crazy azz demons)

Cedubulon(rouge, hiding in the corner scared like a little girl and opening locked boxs)

Rextizocc (shaman, little healing little damage and a whole lot of funky shaman armpits)

"TANK NEEDED" Death Knight, Warrior or Paladin, (if needed we will use Rex as a tank because of his high armor bonus or Oobarcool in moonkin form)

If anyone else wants to join we can get a raid group going and that would ROCK, I think if we can get enough we should go kill raganos

Daethly's aprentice

BloodSummon is now my apprentice I can still help other guildies out but most of my attention will be on BloodSummon

If any of you are getting ready to get your Dreadsteed tell me because I have everything for it, and I know what to do.

Recruit Rewards

If you recruit a friend to the guild you get 1 gold for every to levels they are above 9.

10.- 1g
20.- 2g
30.- 5g
40.- 8g
50.- 10g
Anything higher than this is 12g

All friends must be ok-ed before you get your gold

Dorks Of Death Guild Rules

Dorks Of Death Guild Rules

1. No swearing at a person playing (you may swear at the game however)

2. No smoking

3. No gold soliciting or real money trades of any kind

4. You must at all time carry a pair of purple underpants on person at all times while playing the game

5. Even if you are an Officer and have access to the guild bank please don’t take large sums of gold or valuable items (you can take as many junk items or “gray items” as you like)

6. You must participate in at least one guild event per month, whether it’s a duel tournament, a dungeon raid, or just grouping up with a couple other “Guildies” please try to do a couple of these things.

7. If a noobie asks for help if you can please help them so we can all be as high level as you are.

8. If you are on drugs PLEASE, PLEASE share you crazy yammering with the rest of us, we love it!

9. Give all item you can’t use that you get to the guild bank instead of selling it please and maybe we can hold onto it until you can use it or give It to someone who can use it.

10. No loot stealing if it can be stopped

11. Please discuss any items you are looking for before a guild run so that there is no confusion about collecting things like wool or quest items

12. HAVE A FREAKING AWESOME, RADICAL, “RIGEOUS FURRY” TIME PLAYING!!! (and obey me like a god)

Welcome to the dorks of death guild blog page

Welcome to the dorks of death guild blog page

The Dorks of Death is a Horde guild on the realm Cenarius in the computer game World of Warcraft.Here at the dorks of death we love to goof around and have fun. I am Applez, one of the leaders of the guild. The founders of the dorks of Death are me and Daethly. We would like to use this page to tell you about up and coming events in the guild and some of the rules of Dorks of Death. Just so you know to join the guild there is a 1gp fee per 10 levels until level 30. You also need to KICK A$!!! well not really but you need to have an awesome time playing world of warcraft, no this doesn’t mean you need to me an addict it just mean you need to have an undying love for WoW.
Our "WoW Armory" info can be found on this page Dorks of Death
Here are a list of character names.

-Applez-

Oobarcool, Primary, Taruen Druid
Bloodsummon, Secondary, Orc Warlock
BombBlade, Secondary, Orc Rogue
Appleszmaster, Tertiary, Orc Death Knight

-Daethly-

Daethly, primary, Undead Warlock
Draedknight, secondary, Bloodelf DeathKnight (level 74 and will probably stay there for awhile.)
Stabuinback, secondary, Troll Rogue

-AllyCat-

Vooxoo, Primary, Bloodelf Warlock

-Yogirt-

Firnon, Primary, Tauren Hunter

-Opal-

Diedhard, Primary, Undead Warrior